—Any bike. Any ebike. Any.

—You pick where.

—No headaches. No wrong parts. No loading up the bike, waiting in traffic, and trying to find parking. Then going back…

—A full tune-up for a conventional geared bicycle is only $129.99 (REI charges over $150 and they don’t come to you—click for proof). This is the minimum service call and where all jobs start.

—Add any second conventional geared bike for $119.99.

—More than four? Add other conventional bikes for only $109.99 each.

—Any parts required—and labor to install them—are extra. All parts are provided. You don’t have to worry about it.

—You get over 30 years experience. Not a bike shop part-timer.

—Payment: Venmo, old-fashioned cash, and CashApp.

—Once a window is agreed upon, a deposit will be required to lock the appointment.

—Keep reading. You’re almost done.

—There are no hidden fees.

However:—Ebikes, cargo bikes, E-cargo bikes, trikes, recumbents, ellipticals, new assemblies, electronics, suspension components, internally routed control lines or electrical wires, hydraulic systems, internally geared hubs, stripped or damaged fasteners, enclosed chains and/or rear wheels enclosed in full fenders with side guards all cost more. Electronics and hydraulics usually mean but are not limited to electric propulsion systems, lighting, hydraulic brakes, suspension components, and watt meters.

Sound good to you? If yes, email info@thebicycletherapist.com and expect a rapid response. Send a few pictures of the bike, where you'd like us to go and a backup phone number if we have email troubles.

**Rush Service is Available**

301.799.4696 text—but only if email is not working